The 12.20% Season Award Candidates

Had dreams… Two of ’em. Both had my father in ’em. It’s peculiar. I’m older now then he ever was by twenty years. So, in a sense, he’s the younger man. Anyway, the first one I don’t remember too well but, it was about meetin’ him in town somewheres and he give me some money. I think I lost it.

The second one, it wasn’t like we was back in the old days. But there was my father sitting across from me at the breakfast table. His balding head partially obscured by the New York Post; the front page a picture of Alex Rodriguez soy facing in a sea of needles with the phrase “A FRAUD” shown below him. He puts down the paper and says “son things ain’t how they used to be. You used to be able to call in to WFAN to Mike and the Mad Dog and tell them how it was. Giants weren’t establishing the run, and you’d be damned if you didn’t let nobody in particular know that you knew how to fix it. But now you kids don’t need to call on the phone to do that. You can post it on your phone. Never thought I could change my ways, but son if Francesa can maybe I can too. If only you can show me.” Then he picked the paper back up and I woke up.

I decided at that moment I would use any free time to post instead of learning another language or do socialism. Anyways here ya go.

Single Person Awards

MVP: Kevin Durant

RoY: Evan Mobley

6th Man: (Sigh) Tyler Herro

MIP: Ja Morant

DPoY: (Sign Again) Rudy Gobert

CoY: Billy Donovan

Multi-Dude Awards

All -NBA 1st and 2nd Teams

Guards: Steph Curry and Ja Morant / Zach LaVine and LaMelo Ball

Forwards: Jimmy Butler and Kevin Durant / Giannis Antetokounmpo and Paul George

Center: Nikola Jokic / Rudy Gobert

Candidates: Trae Young, Chris Paul, DeMar DeRozan, Donovan Mitchell, Harrison Barnes, Montrezl Harrell, Draymond Green Karl Anthony-Towns, and Richaun Holmes

All-Defense 1st Team

Guards: Dejounte Murray and Matisse Thybulle

Forwards: Draymond Green and Paul George

Center: Rudy Gobert

Candidates: Nikola Jokic, Jimmy Butler, Giannis Antetokounmpo, Anthony Davis

All-Rookie

1st Team: Scottie Barnes, Evan Mobley, Chris Duarte, Franz Wagner, Davion Mitchell

Candidates: Josh Giddey, Jalen Green, Jalen Suggs, Cade Cunningham

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